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Skills every dad with daughters should master.

MrD's picture

1. Hairdressing: When your wife is out of town, this is a must. Make sure the burrettes or ponytail holders MATCH the outfit, if not you WILL be ridiculed.

2. Manicures: Just remember to remove the pink polish from your nails BEFORE you go to work.

3. Playing with Barbies: Think of them as female action figures and you'll be fine.

4. Tea Parties: Suck it up, raise your pinky and pretend it's a shot of vodka. Also you must remember the names of the other "guests" (dolls, random stuffed animals) or you will be forced drink more tea until you do.

5. Singing: Your girls will LOVE you if you can sing all of the lyrics to a Hannah Montana song....well.

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